shwaffler

The act of a male slapping you across the face with a dick.

Corey is a #Shwaffler, man. He hit me in the face with that dick super hard.

by ThatBuddhistGirl January 17, 2018

Schweffer

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.

He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.

by TheHotsteppa June 8, 2018

Shaef

verb

1.) when you show up to a sesh, smoke someone’s weed and then straight up leave.
- ie. to fiend on someone’s juul or bud.

2.) clearly stealing from your friends, and then denying knowing anything about when confronted.

Forms:
• shaefing
• shaefed
• shaef
• shaefes
• etc

“Bro, don’t invite tyrell, he always shaefes us”

“Holy shit, stop shaefing on my juul!”

“I know for a fact John just shaefed my watch!”

by Illicitous July 21, 2018

Schwefte

Snorting the deadly concoction of bubble and MD.

Mate I can't wait to get on it tonight, going to get so schwefte

by drugLord45 October 3, 2018

Shweak

When some shit be so funny you can’t weak laugh

I’m shweakk bro I can’t breath

by LiiaSantana November 18, 2018

Schweff

Manlike kenny

Kenny the schweff

by Trapao September 26, 2019

Shoefire

When aidan gets a lighter he makes the shoefire

“Wow who gave him a lighter he’s gonna make another shoefire”

by George9710 October 26, 2019