shumph

a diety

man you are like a shumph

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

shlemp

verb. the act of making a mistake or messing up in the manner of a schloon

noun. idiot or schloon

You shlemped the answer where you put in the wrong number.

The shlemp got a parking ticket because he did not read the sign.

by The mec e February 27, 2009

Shcump

An unflattering clump of mascara that appears in th e corner of the eye, usually referring to a teacher or boss.

Di you see Mrs. Smith's Shcump today? It was so lumpy!

by studwalrus December 9, 2008

shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

shlumberjacked

When a guy dresses his penis in a lumber jack outfit and has sexual intercourse with with a women outdoors.

I shlumberjacked my wife last night, and it was awesome.

by a$o February 23, 2017

Shlum

A music group from the bay area.

You listen to that new Shlum track?

by microtalk May 27, 2017

Shlumbus

A word used for a weird person texting you

Jaylyn is a Shlumbus

by John Karanja May 31, 2020