2 definitions by studwalrus

An unflattering clump of mascara that appears in th e corner of the eye, usually referring to a teacher or boss.
Di you see Mrs. Smith's Shcump today? It was so lumpy!
by studwalrus December 7, 2008
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That sarah palin sure is dumbshit, but she sure is a VPILF!
by studwalrus December 7, 2008
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