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shmaikens

A dude who can act like a total shmeat sometimes

That dude who sucked my uncles cock is such a shmaikens!

by a$o February 23, 2017

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shlumberjacked

When a guy dresses his penis in a lumber jack outfit and has sexual intercourse with with a women outdoors.

I shlumberjacked my wife last night, and it was awesome.

by a$o February 23, 2017

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