Definitions by a$o

shmaikens

A dude who can act like a total shmeat sometimes

That dude who sucked my uncles cock is such a shmaikens!

shmaikens by a$o February 23, 2017

shlumberjacked 

When a guy dresses his penis in a lumber jack outfit and has sexual intercourse with with a women outdoors.

I shlumberjacked my wife last night, and it was awesome.

shlumberjacked by a$o February 23, 2017