You shlemped the answer where you put in the wrong number.
The shlemp got a parking ticket because he did not read the sign.
The shlemp got a parking ticket because he did not read the sign.
by The mec e February 27, 2009
Get the shlemp mug.1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.
2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.
3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.
4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.
2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.
3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.
4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.
The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.
The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....
What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!
The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....
What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!
by jpperera October 5, 2009
Get the kemp-shlemp mug.Well, I was going to hang out with Nate today, but he slemped out on me.
I made a pizza today, and Jim totally slemped the last slice.
Oh I thought those guys were giving us a ride, but it looks like they left already...they just slemped us.
I made a pizza today, and Jim totally slemped the last slice.
Oh I thought those guys were giving us a ride, but it looks like they left already...they just slemped us.
by peterpooper November 1, 2010
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initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013
Get the Shemping mug.When someone says or does something so stupid it put you to "Sleep" mentally.
Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"
Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"
Ex.1 (Put Em To Shleep) Tom: "I'm lowkey tryna bone her bruh..."
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"
Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"
Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"
Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"
Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"
by Shle3P_GoD October 21, 2016
Get the Shleep mug.While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.
by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008
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