school

1. noun. An institution that specializes in the illusion of learning and knowldege, developed as a method of control and engineering for the societal machine.

2. verb. To indoctrinate social, mental, and academic obedience.

The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.

-Ivan Illich

by itsacorporatething March 24, 2007

School

A prison where u spend the first 18 years of ur life where u are constantly bored out of ur fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey ted "guess what I hate school!" "eh everyone does"

by jag2787 May 21, 2008

school

a place where you can't call your teacher an asshole

kid:Your an asshole
teacher: school office now

by bob simpson 6962356 February 24, 2009

School

Six

Cruel

Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Everybody hates school.

by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021

School

It’s a hell that most people stay in for 17 years

Schools is pain. Kill me now

by life is pain enjoyer March 21, 2023

school

A place in which your life is sucked out of you. and where you're bombarded with useless work and forms, while the teachers are on their laptops, buying things off fucking ebay. once you get home, you're faced with the thought of homework and coursework deadlines. this is the point where you curl up on the sofa and die.

"we have fucking school tomorrow"
"Don't say that word, it's the cause of every ounse of stress and sadness in my life"

by wanker1992 December 2, 2007

school

a smelly shity place made out of bricks were kids go to be pushed around by gay principles and techers.it is a jail were you learn

school is for education...and a prision for kids to suffer

I am going to School

by Alexa corsova July 30, 2005