Schmeaster 

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.

Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!

Schmeaster by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

Schmaggs 

An epic goggle-eyed freak.
Brother of Maggs.

Greg:"Look how big Gosseg's eyes are!"
Albert:"Haha he is Schmaggs."

Schmaggs by Godfrey Hilbun October 22, 2010

schmeal 

to hit a vape

“dude i just schmealed in the school bathroom”

schmeal by hinghamhoe123 November 27, 2021

schmear 

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

schmear by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004

schmegma 

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

schmegma by terryzz February 15, 2009

shcplay Schegeddy Schegeddy Schwa! 

stupid way to say hey to all your pathitic friends so they have no idea what you are talking about and you sit there for how long explaining it to them when finally you give becuase your friend is to stupid to no the meaning hahah acually it doesn't mean that at all

hey schplay Schegeddy Schegeddy Schwa!

shcplay Schegeddy Schegeddy Schwa! by ditzy December 13, 2003

schmeckel 

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.

1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.

schmeckel by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007