"Hypothetically, if we locked eyes in a car park, and I grew so much I obstructed your vision with my schwa, would you look?"
by jasper3209 March 22, 2023
by gseve93 October 19, 2010
A person whom nobody notices. He/She tends to play dirty tricks on people and still go unnoticed. People say that to see a schwa is a real miracle, most people go their whole lives without seeing them. It takes a very observant person to notice the schwa.
Marty: did you hear that?
Finn: what?
Marty: that noise, it's over there in the corner.
Finn: you're crazy
Schwa: muahahaha
Finn: what?
Marty: that noise, it's over there in the corner.
Finn: you're crazy
Schwa: muahahaha
by Alyssa Danger January 13, 2009
The most undefinable word
Usually used in excitement, as a positive description of something, or as a sentence in itself. Extra "a"'s can be added to the end of the word.
Usually used in excitement, as a positive description of something, or as a sentence in itself. Extra "a"'s can be added to the end of the word.
by Frantic Chicken August 06, 2005
A modern term for a female that has lost her virginity to a transvestite. May also be a perjorative term for a female.
"I can't believe you did this to me you dirty schwa."
"Mom, I'm a schwa; I slept with Steve who used to be my best friend Barbara."
"Mom, I'm a schwa; I slept with Steve who used to be my best friend Barbara."
by -:]iD[:-pLaTiNuM September 10, 2005
The upside-down "e" symbol you always see in dictionary pronunciation guides. Pronounced "uh" or "ih".
A schwa looks like an upside down e
by aaronak November 05, 2004