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parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.
For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.
by Karen January 31, 2017
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parking lot hero

When you can't get greasy at home or up a dirt road so you do it in public parking lots.
Did you see Alphonsis railing Jasmin in the parking lot? He's such a parking lot hero
by EWC2K17 June 3, 2017
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Peeking in the Fanny Pack

When giving a bj to a dad, you just give the butthole a poke with your middle finger to determine if he's interested.
I was giving this dad bod a blowie and tried peeking in the fanny pack.
by TwinDad July 3, 2018
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parking party

(n.) an event for people looking to have a human connection with others without the need to gather outside of their cars. Usually large groups park their vehicles in the same area and listen to the same radio station. It can be as interactive as the attendees are comfortable with.
Going to Jerron’s parking party tonight? I’d go just to show off my new woofer.
by LuckyNumberC May 30, 2020
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executive parking

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)
Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"
by egads March 26, 2008
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War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.
Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?
by ramses0 September 4, 2009
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Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.
"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"
by Kidasha July 11, 2012
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