red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Ned

Ned Leeds, CEO of Sex

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"

by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022

Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.

Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!

by John Wock August 21, 2022

Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.

"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"

by LazyPatti April 26, 2023

Ned

King of SEX. And peter parkers best bud. Solos the whole marvel universe and every other universe.

"That dude Ned stole my girl!!"

by Pee pee man the manuck April 1, 2022

Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks

Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"

by Popppooooo December 17, 2022

Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

by zlarky December 4, 2010