cuntius maximus

Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.

"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."

by groggycunt August 13, 2009

Scrotus Maximus

Latin for Giant ball sack.

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.

by iceman27406 December 19, 2010

Faggus Maximus

The biggest faggot to ever walk the earth.

Omar, stop being a faggus maximus

by Titan90 September 1, 2019

Patykus Erectus Maximus

Warrior with great penis

I wish I was Patykus Erectus Maximus

That shit's so PEM

by blahblahblahx4 January 22, 2009

Maximum Effort

Maximum effort is when you dump all of your hesitations down the toilet and madly scramble to your goal.

All you gotta do is use a whole lot of maximum effort.

by AlldaladiesluvLeoHoO December 22, 2019

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009

maxim

The soft-porn magazine my brother has.

He got it for his birthday from one of my cousins.

by Shockin' Magenta January 22, 2004