the matrix

Some gayfucktarded movie starring some gayfucktarded actor who makes nothing but gayfucktarded movies.

Keanu Reeves is a gay and fucktarded fucktard actor.

by Jorge Carlin December 18, 2004

MATRIX

An $800 paintball gun that makes a funny plunger sound when fired and uses large amounts of air.

Last weekend at the field I saw two different guys firing matrices.

by nuage August 27, 2003

matrix

The combination of a strain of marijuana known in northeast hoods as "piff" and Black angeldust aka pcp/wet/illy/sherm/butt naked

ME and my nigga pookie just smoked a matrix

That nigga is crazy, heard he's on that matrix!

by BigBirdpiff July 10, 2009

Matriarchy 2

Like the velociraptor from Jurassic park... Clever girl... (I think that's a reference. Now go! Find it! We're canonically playing find the reference still! Remember!? Remember that thing I said before!? That still applies! Or DOES it!? OoOoOoOoOoOo!)

Hym "Real cute... It's cute, really... Reeeeeeeeaal cute-"

Iam "What are you talking about!?"

Hym "The matriarchy 2... Somebody thought she was a fucking smarty-pants didn't she? No no no it's cute. Doesn't work on me but cute... Reeeeeeal-"

Iam "STOP SAYING CUTE! Jesus!"

Hym 😑 "......... Cute."

Iam 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

MaTriX

a good kung fu movie that is not philosophical or remotely about metaphysics

the matrix is kung fu

by dsajfkl;fj;lsa;lfa July 12, 2003

glitch in the matrix

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

by zach greg May 22, 2006

MaTriX

To experience something like out of the movie "The matrix" for example bullet-time,or the use of quick reflexes.

-My Friend rolls a pen down the desk while I am concentrated on something else, all of a sudden when the pen falls I catch it swiftly and he goes like "Holy shit! You busted a matrix!"

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003