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meester

A meester is that special guy in your life that you're crazy in love with. A meester is the guy you're seeing when you know that you want to be with him forever. It is a branch off of mister.
Maxwell loves Eric, and wants to be with him forever. Therefore, Eric is Maxwell's meester.
by miniwheatsguy June 15, 2010
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Ur sister a mister

The worst insult ever with indescribable punishment for the person it’s used against
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Harold: yeah well ur sister a mister
* frank and his entire family are wiped from the planet along with any memory of them. But the power used for this causes a great lightning storm transforming the whole world into thots. Then Stephen hawking comes back from the dead to begone those thots. Then he immediately dies of 7 different types of Ebola
by Cambunctious April 9, 2018
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mister-sister

Someone of the male species, that wants and or appears to look like a female.A male that is very feminine, also known as a "shemale"
by Nicki November 10, 2003
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miester

A suffix that can be added to any name to create wonderful nicknames. Can either be used for those who you love or those who you hate.

Works especially well with the names of teachers.
"Let's call Natalie-miester to see if she can hang out!"

"Ew, Let's ditch Smith-miester's class today."
by rachaelrobot July 30, 2008
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MisterSatan

Derived from the synonymous internet legend. To possess a impish intelligence and sense of humor, especially when spread via the internet.
"That new B-23 virus that's out that turns all people's desktop items into various body parts.. that's so MisterSatan."
by Lemonkid May 21, 2004
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Maisterbait

1 - The Act of jerking off to internet shock sites.
2 - Searching the internet in order to find disgusting and vile images to show your friends that make them question your sexuality as well as why they are friends with you
"Dude, Kyle spent his whole day maisterbaiting today and then copied all the links onto my facebook."

"My mom caught me Maisterbaiting yesterday and as a result cancelled my internet subscription"

"Kyle Maisterbaits so often that he has the limited edition goatse mastercard"
by James Wag February 27, 2007
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Meyster

-A rare breed of super awesome people. This name is given only to legends. Once you meet a Meyster, you shall never forget them. Common characteristics of Meysters is that they have four or five letter first names. The less letters in their first name, the more incredible they are. Meyster makes any crappy first name look good

-It originally means Legend

- A person so incredibly awesome that no one really understands them

-A girl named Meyster is a blessing upon this planet. Their beauty burns peacocks, their intelligence is immeasurable & if you want her, you'd better fucking mean business for they're known to be aggressive when let down

The original Meyster was a Greek warrior who set on devilish quests, matching Beowolf's skill and ferociousness. Once he saved Olympus and Greece by sacrificing himself for Hades. Hades removed all records of his existence apart from the minds of the gods. From then on, Zeus blessed the name Meyster and granted all who posses the name some form of superiority over everyone else. It is also prophesied that one day, Meysters shall rule the world
- John Meyster, Alex Meyster, Ian Meyster, Theodore Meyster, Paul Meyster and even Mary Meyster e.t.c

They say that Meysters with two letter first names have gained the ability of telepathy. If you're ever to meet a Meyster with four or less letter first names, bow to them immediately
by DaMeyster January 1, 2012
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