The
act of strategically placing Lego pieces on the
floor in hopes of your partner accidentally stepping on one, and when they cry out in pain, slipping your penis in for a
surprise blowjob.
Bro 1: Last night I got some amazing Lego head!
Bro
2: What do you mean?
Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some
extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the
bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.