help a brother out

This comes from story where two guys were having a threesome with a chick and one reached the desired result much more quickly than desired. Upon having having trouble erecting the flagpole for round 2 the 2nd guy decided he would "help a brother out" by blowing gently on his balls in an effort to re-stimulate his friend (I have no idea how this would help at all). So to help a brother out now just refers blowing on another guys balls!

Rob loves nothing more than to help a brother out!

by tadgh November 9, 2007

Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
Help me they are closing in on my location I need backup

I have 30 seconds until they catch me Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

by Blizzards that kill u r pog August 10, 2021

Help plz

help I'm stuck in the urban dictionary I got stuck after trying to help the other people this is not a joke I'm actually stuck in the urban dictionary if you see this plz send help!!!

help plz help

by Julian D is best ™ January 26, 2023

Help Joe Biden

This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.

High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.

by Bubba the Gimp June 24, 2021

Help Desk

This "Desk" is probably a phone number. No one bothered to change it to "Help Number".

Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.

"Hello. You have reach the IT Help Desk. To hear the system status, please press 1. To talk to a customer support analyst, please press 2. If you would like to chit-chat about the latest computer games or other nerdy technical topics, please press the secret passcode. If you do not know the secret passcode, please wait on the line. The secret passcode is 4-5-3-5-1-0-0."

by Hybrid_131 January 3, 2009

help Rush tape a show

Refers to use of the toilet, especially if said usage is especially flatulent or otherwise impinges on the consciousness of those outside the bathroom. References Rush Limbaugh, radio personality. Further elaborations such as "taped a full hour", etc. also occur.

Honey, if you help Rush tape a show, could you at least light a match afterwards?

by laughingliberally February 3, 2009