Grundle

the spot between your balls and asshole

Hey missy, stop licking my grundle! Its sweaty and smelly and hairy, you slut ass whore shit mofo

by F U May 17, 2003

Pilgrims Meat Grinder

A sex act made famous in the 14th century by early enhabitants of Massachusetts and Philadelphia.

In this act the woman or reciever lays on their back and raises their feet over their head. At this time the giver inserts and proceeds to spin around the reciever in a meat grinder sort of fashion.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Judy last weekend?
Dude: No what happened?
Guy: She fractured 3 Vertebra when Sam was giving her the Pilgrims Meat Grinder.

by RadeonNoobJuice January 27, 2006

grundle

The land of Grundele is the magical place located south of the balls and north of your anus. It is overly populated by wild stray pubes. The aroma generated by the grundel is one of myth and legand. Many men go days on end without showering in order to raise the Potency of their grundele smell. Purfume was originally thought to have orginated in trying to mimic the amazing smell of the sacred strip of skin.

After an exahusting workout Tom reached down and brushed his hand ever so gently over his grundle, smelling it gave him his greatest sense of accomplishment.

by Footballgrundele is the best September 16, 2006

grundle

1. Perineum, ie area of skin directly anterior to the anus. Generally refers to the male version.
2. (Obscure) Unkempt, often awkward character who just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the group. Unrelated to 1; originated in Cape Breton, Canada, but has spread as far as Australia.

1. Don't forget to wash your grundle.
2. I feel like the family grundle.

by glapaloopscap January 27, 2004

stump grinder

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.

My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.

by desert ace, stroker ace June 7, 2011

death grinder

someone who goes to a club and forcefully grinds on any girl, knowing he won't get consent from them,

billy: oh dude, that guy is totally being a death grinder,
greg: yeah man she definitely didn't consent to that type of behaviour.

by pseudonym11 January 18, 2009

grundle slick

A hair removal procedure requiring an individual with a morally casual attitude, a strip of hot wax and a hairy taint. One run and your done!

Boy it sure feels like i got peanut butter in a fur coat going on in my downstairs mix-up, if i got a grundle slick life would be good, and i wouldn't have to walk like i just got off a horse.

by rubbertreejoe March 5, 2009