felonious grump

a poop taken with no follow-up flush, ventilation consideration and/or consideration for the next party.

I noticed a felonious grump while I was walking into the bathroom and had to bust out real quick.

by doctor8 January 31, 2008

flonce

to take advantage of; to exploit and or manipulate.

1. Robyn trusted Ryan so he saw an opportunity to flonce.
2. Ryan was floncing Robyns position.
3. He felt flonced.

by BATMAN&ROBIN June 17, 2008

[faloner]

the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of pants



faloners come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

That lady over there has the nicest faloner.

by falonerboner January 6, 2009

Felonosifate

When a bad guy has a bad fuckin thing happen and he knows it.

"Wanever someone calls me fuckin stoopit I jus use a big word in my fuckin vocalbularly, like felonosifate, wich means, like when a bad guy has a bad fuckin thing happen and he knows it."

by DoogieHowser1 March 16, 2010

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

Flondling

The art of fondling your neighbor on an airplane.

Fair warning babe, I will be flondling you on our flight to Miami.

by UrbanPenner May 30, 2015

Flonely

Fat and lonely

When you love food more then being in a relationship, man I am so hungry - I'm going to be Flonely forever

by The cutest house on earth August 30, 2016