farker

a person who owns everyone at something awful

a person who gets his/her rocks off by farking other websites

a person who looks up to the big nutted squirrel

that farker just kicked his ass

by some TFer February 29, 2004

farkleberry

When one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the anal crevis.

When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

by Just another interested subscriber December 3, 2006

Farklem

When you get an eye lash in you're eye while taking a shit. You're poop has to be green also.

omg i just got a farklem =(

by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005

Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

farkeldarkel

A word or phrase used both to describe, and evoke the wonder involved with the discovery of some otherwise indescribable substance whilst under the influence of psychoactive, aka mind altering substances. Etymological roots may be in "Fire Sign Theater."

Upon withdrawing his hand from the pot and examining it, now covered with a brown gooey substance he could not immediately identify, Rudy exclaimed, holding his hand up for his astonished friends to examine, "Farkeldarkel!"

by BillyRaya January 1, 2008

Grace Farkas

A great human (I think). Who always burbs and plays ps4. She’s skinny and funny. She would do anything to make someone laugh. Even falling down the stairs or making hundreds of TikToks.

Person: have u seen grace Farkas TikToks?

Person: yeah......

by Skinnybenny October 29, 2018

farker

A word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.

1) That farker almost ran me off the road!
2) That farker just bit me!
3)You are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!

by Stokedlove February 23, 2011