Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out

Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.

by Brasher May 8, 2008

Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle

Donald Trump, The 45th President of The United States of America.

He's a Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle who should've never been the leader of the free world.

by Hoe Lee Fuck July 1, 2017

shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.

"Lets go out and get shit faced!"

by five5rivers August 3, 2007

facedong

verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your penis against someone's face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.

Clark repeatedly facedonged Laura. She loved his facedonging--he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.

by basculet March 24, 2008

Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

Faheema

Faheema is the most stylish friend. She has the best taste. She’s funny cool and kind. Sometimes she can be rude but it’s all jokes at the end. She’s very crazy with her friends but she’s shy with others. She acts hard but she’s lowkey soft at heart. We all know a faheema

Damn faheema is stylish!!

by Lala emma March 10, 2021

Bo-faced

Being that many southerners refer to each other as "Bo". Bo-faced is when someone is sooooooo drunk they aren't hammered,plastered or shit-faced....They're Bo-faced.

Dude 1: Bro did you see the chad last night?
Dude 2: Dude, he was so Bo-faced i heard he tried to fuck a squirrel!!

by Forrest420 January 10, 2009