A sexual practice once stigmatized, yet reclaimed to be sacred by the proud and profound writings of Lil B "The Based God" in his rare Based Freestyle, Imma Eat Her A$$. In this rap, the Based God tells of the great ways in which he is going to pleasure his female sexual partner, whilst ridiculing the pussy ass suckas who are not brave and dedicated enough to perform these sex acts, namely "ass eating". At the end of this inspirational song, Lil B "The Based God" explicitly gives a shout-out to lesbian women who eat ass. Straight up.
Kevin: Hey Brian, how was your date?
Blake: Yeah, was she cute?
Brian: She knows I'm into ass eating, I ate the whole ass bruh.
Kevin and Blake: #tybg
Rob: Hey Matt, I heard Jake broke up with Mary.
Matt: Yeah, I hear Jake didn't eat the whole ass.
Rob: How can Jake rep Task Force if he doesn't practice ass eating?
Jake: I ate that ass, the fuck are you talking about..? TASK FORCE, BITCH MOB!
Blake: Yeah, was she cute?
Brian: She knows I'm into ass eating, I ate the whole ass bruh.
Kevin and Blake: #tybg
Rob: Hey Matt, I heard Jake broke up with Mary.
Matt: Yeah, I hear Jake didn't eat the whole ass.
Rob: How can Jake rep Task Force if he doesn't practice ass eating?
Jake: I ate that ass, the fuck are you talking about..? TASK FORCE, BITCH MOB!
by Taskforce_Visionary February 4, 2014
Get the Ass Eating mug.Trust me, guys, you will get way more head if you do this, and she'll be happier to give it. Eating out is where a guy or girl performs oral sex on a girl. This is by far the easiest way to make her orgasm. First, make her comfortable by lowering the lights, and make sure she's turned on before you go down on her. gradually progress in your foreplay, removing her clothes for her. have her lay back and close her eyes. kiss her softly on the neck and breasts, slowly working your way down. use you finger tips to lightly stroke her stomach and legs and tease her. when she's moaning for you to take her, start kissing the insides of her thighs, and lightly stroke her clit, slowly, and not enough to make her cum. then, just when she can't take anymore, kiss her between her thighs in the same way you would kiss her lips. use your tongue to flick at her clit, licking it rapidly. put your tongue inside her, and move it around erratically, surprising her. you can use your lips and occasionally your teeth (very lightly) to pleasure her, and remember that the clit is the most important part. the louder she gets, the better.
by waternymph7 March 31, 2011
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A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).
Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'
by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007
Get the Hobo Semen Eating Dude mug.Eating out, besides 'eating out' at a restaurant, is what you do to a girl's pussy. I use my tongue, my lips, my fingers, and sometimes my teeth (carefully!) on my girlfriend's pussy. I love to eat her out before sex or just for fun when I crave it. There is so much more you can do with a girl than you can orally with a guy. Although I love to receive when she wants to give too.
I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.
If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!
I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.
If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!
Sex just isn't sex until she squirts into my mouth when I eat her out.
Okay. Have fun eating out Jennie. I mean, eating out with Jennie.
Okay. Have fun eating out Jennie. I mean, eating out with Jennie.
by Chris(t) August 24, 2008
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