Crunchy Muffin

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.

Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

Crunchy

Something that makes you feel warm inside or is a klisha scene.

A girl said, "the scene where they were talking right infront of the fire was really crunchy."

by Shuligan October 2, 2005

Crunchy

noun: crack

Hey.. rolled that blount up.. don't put no crunchy on top

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

crunchy

To be mad, sad, or another word for saudy.

That mad kid over there is crunchy. like on a scale of 1 to crunchy, he is the capn cruncher. His crunch level is through the roof.

by The Crunch Muffin February 22, 2011

crunchy

it means terrible.

man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!

lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.

by tartycar February 7, 2009

Crunchy

"Means dont get f**ked up"

(J fizzle) "Ey mane you need to shut da hell up cuz"

(Kenny G) "Mane if you dont shut dat sh!t up. Dont get "crunchy" up in dis thang cause dis aint wut'cha want cuz"

by Krazy J-Kingpin March 3, 2004

crunchy

One who wears excessive amounts of black, Tripp pants with chains and straps, Slipknot paraphernalia, and is usually also considered gothic.

"Did you see that crunchy walk out of Hot Topic with all that Slipknot stuff?"

by Matthew Santos December 14, 2008