Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust March 10, 2016

Cream Walk

When you cream pie someone and they walk away and leave a “cream” trail.

Bruhv I came inside Brittany and she cream walked my hallway

by Huevos Purgatory August 26, 2020

cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.

"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"

by man of the year October 10, 2014

Cream Spray

When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.

"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 11, 2010

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018