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Corporate slave

When 1% percentage of a population own all the land, corporations, wealth, & they've finished buying politicians, judges, & entire governments, finally they can dictate the law, the remaining 98% mass majority are just pawns working for them in one fashion or another for whatever the oligarchs see fit.
A corporate slave was expected to work 40 hours a week in the 1980s, 50 hours a week in the 1990s, 60 hours a week in the 2000s and now 70 hours a week.
by Hpnotiqrdb August 3, 2022
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corporate goth

'Corporate Goth' sometimes known as City Goth, is a subgenre of gothic fashion. Although first adopted as a response to dress codes in corporate settings, such as offices, the 'Corporate Goth' look is often worn in non-working situations by those with mature, smart and gothic taste.

‘Corporate Goth’ often includes a pant suit in black or dark grey, an ornate, silk, lacy, frilled or otherwise dressy blouse/shirt and simple gothic jewellery. Dark eye makeup is usually worn, though the makeup is less overdone then other gothic looks. Lips can be left nude or an autumn shade of lipstick (dark red, plum ect) can be worn. Black lipstick is not often seen.

Acceptable colours include black, shades of grey or brown, jewel tones and white or cream.
John commented that his friends' black pantsuit, dark red blouse and black jewelry made her look rather 'corporate goth'.
by Connect4 August 21, 2007
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corporate takeover

when a large company swarms and corners a small company and buys it
corporate takeovers are destroying small businesses
by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004
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corporatist

n. 1) a corporate shill.

2) someone who advances the interests of corporations in preference to the interests of other groups in the society. Antonym is populist.

3) someone who believes that advancing the interests of corporations is the best way to advance the interests of other groups in society.

4) outdated usage -- academic term used to describe a society arranged by group classifications
When people call Obama a "corporatist" they generally mean "corporate shill." -- American Dad at TPM
by AJM TPM July 10, 2010
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corporate rap

When a record company produces a rap song with a catchy beat aimed at rich white kids and puts a celebrity figurehead (like 50 Cent) that has no talent to sing it. The company is doing this for money and there is no real rap, which like most real music is written from emotion and experience. This is an insult to music and is not helping the damn corporate takeover of everything. Fuck big business and long live real music like Bob Dylan, Rage Against The Machine, Led Zeppelin, and Bob Marley
Corporate Rap

me: WTF are you listening to
fag: "Low" by flo rida
me: Give me the damn music (breaks ipod, cd, or any fucking thing they are using)
fag: that is good music
me: (kick his ass) stop sucking on the corporate dick
by lamanya March 22, 2008
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corporate alzheimer's

Just as a document created with a new version of a software cannot be read by the older version of the same software, extremely old documents sometimes cannot be read by the new versions of the software that initially created them. When this happens in a company such that the company cannot access its own aging data, the company is said to have corporate alzheimer's. The term was coined by chief open source officer Simon Phipps of Sun Microsystems while advocating the creation of a baseline standard for documents that would ensure that old data remains accessable.
Boss - "Johnson! I thought I told you to have the 1992 annual report on my desk this morning! Where is it?"
Scared but blameless employee - "Not my fault, sir. The document won't open cause it's too old. Looks like we've got corporate alzheimer's..."
by chilli weasel December 19, 2005
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Corporate Environment

Means being generally professional, upstanding, and performing “by the book” in behavior, words, or person. Opposite or being street or hood.
Girl, I gave that dude my number the other day and he called me at 2am for a booty call! I don’t know who he thinks he is, but this is a corporate environment!
by DANNIP June 23, 2009
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