Command & Conquer

Command & Conquer(sometimes written "Command and Conquer") is a large series of games created by the now-defunct Westwood Studios. Command & Conquer is one of the most critically acclaimed real-time strategy games, spawning several a few sequels, prequels, a handful of add-on packs, and various ports to 32-bit and 64-bit video game consoles. You play the part of either the Global Defense Inititive(GDI) or the Brotherhood of Nod(Nod) in your mission of taking control of the world through force. You build your bases and rally your forces, then promptly obliterate the opposing side as brutally as you can, leaving no survivors. It's basically a futuristic war game, in the most rudimentary definition. The most recent game(listed below) truly pales in comparison to the earlier titles due to the fact that EA Games habitually puts quantity over quality.

Abbreviations: CnC, C&C

Game Hierarchy:
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn, the Covert Operations, and Sole Survivor
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun and Firestorm
Command & Conquer: Renegade

"Prequels":
Command & Conquer: Red Alert, Counterstrike, and the Aftermath
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge

Other:
Command & Conquer: Generals and Zero Hour

Command & Conquer is the best series of real-time strategy games ever!

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

Commando Faggot

That douchefag who whores the marathon, lightweight, commando, tactical knife setup in call of duty modern warfare and knifes from 300 miles away.

HOLY FUCK, this commando faggot has been running around the whole map, finding me, and shitting on me the whole game.

by Mourning Soul November 12, 2010

Coleman

Coleman is the most amazing guy friend you could ever have. You can tell anything to him, and he always has the soulition. He likes to change subjects when he doesnt want to answer a question though. Hes more mature then most guys but you can still have the most fun around him! he likes to wear sunglasses even when hes inside or its rainy. He likes guns and black ops, and he likes girls that have those same interests. He attracts alot of friends, and can just brightnen up your day when you see his smile. Hes cute, and always smells good. I love you forever coleman! youre my best guy friend that ive ever have!

its raining outside, why are you wearing sunglasses?
cause, im coleman! :)

by colemanismybestguyfriendever<3 November 28, 2010

Colangelo

The scientific name for the residue of saliva that remains on your upper lip after tongue-kissing your large adult son.

See: Colangelo, Jerry; Colangelo, Bryan - 4/6/16

"Let me see the picture, Bargs," Jerry asked and then continued, "Looks like a #1 pic *winks* to me!"
"Mama mia, Jerry!" Andrea Bargnani exclaimed, "we have to retake the picture of you and Bryan, there's molto Colangelo all over your face!"

by trusttheprocess June 21, 2016

Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

by Frempt November 25, 2009

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

Coleman-sense

noun: Its almost the opposite of common sense but not as predictable. It causes pain to think about why something is.

Studying for Behavioral Medicine III instead of USMLE Step I makes total coleman-sense.

by biobob524 April 16, 2009