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Biscuit ersed

Scottish slang term meaning uncomfortable. Used all over the country but mostly heard on the east coast (in, for example, Edinburgh)
Think how uncomfortable you would feel and look if you were sitting on a chair after someone had put biscuit crumbs in your underpants. Thats where the term comes (or crumbs?) from.

I have shamed myself with that pun and i apologise unreservedly to my family, my friends and my future children who will now have to live with the shame, the ridicule, my thoughtless punning has wrought upon (a pun?) them. Oh no. No, not again. Please lord, HELP ME STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
After his inappropriate pun regarding pregnant nuns ("those currant buns, or pregnant nuns as i like to call them, are yummily tasty") while at a Catholic Nun Fan Club gathering, seamus looked biscuit ersed under the shocked, utterly horrified, stares of the devoted nun fans and vowed to never pun (or nun?) again.
by notpunny October 19, 2011
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biscuit lipped porchmonkey

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out
by gmoney618 June 1, 2011
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Biscuit Tin

The rest room/ bath room/ toilet/ bogatries etc etc

An unsanitised and frankly disgusting shitty public toilet
"Excuse me old boy but I've had a few too many lagers and curry and so could you please direct me to the nearest Biscuit Tin?"
by Hector Knox December 30, 2005
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biscuit lickers

slang name for larger than life lips on an African-American. Angelina Jolie also has biscuit lickers, whether or not she is black.
Look at them there biscuit lickers!!
by Cali C March 27, 2008
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Biscuit Face

When you are pinging out of your mind on disco biscuits so hard that you just cant seem to stop chewing your face off.
by Piznit April 9, 2011
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biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode
Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.
by Ben April 20, 2005
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BISCUIT BASKET

Product-- The final layer of clothing that seperates man from the all mighty vagina ( a.k.a. biscuit )
She dropped her pants and much to my suprise there were skidmarks in her biscuit basket.
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