gay bandit

when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness

I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.

by mark August 18, 2006

BBC bandit

a person with a big black cock who has unprotected sex with a woman and runs when he relizes the girl is pregnant.

ben is the bbc bandit

by Kambrose March 28, 2007

arse-bandit

Faggot

Paul Eason is an arse-bandit

by Michael Pendriegh August 11, 2003

bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocalte sauce and Tea bag your buddy on the space between your nose and eyebrows,leaving a brown ring or bandit mask over your buddys eyes.

I bandit masked my roomate last night;Dude your a fag..

by smithers91 July 5, 2005

trouser bandit

Homosexual male

I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.

by Jamil January 9, 2004

cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008

ass-bandit

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

by Danger Brown October 11, 2006