apple porn

The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.

Those photos are pure Apple porn.

by Carl D. Patterson May 25, 2006

Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

by CC-Bone January 9, 2008

applebag

Your nutsack.

Typically used when describing a really big ballsack. A sack that makes a mere mortal cower in fear.

Behold thy majestic applebag, and teabag it righteously! BIAAAAAAATCH!

by Mansnake February 11, 2005

Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.

"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle January 18, 2015

Facebook Applications

It is a way to show how much of a douche bag you are. Facebook noobs are known to go crazy with a whole bunch of random, pointless, and meaningless applications installed on the profile. But the usage of facebook applications usually die down for most people.

There are only a few good, clean, fun Facebook Applications in existence, without ads, without spam, and without invites.

Joey: You know Ross has like 100 random Facebook Applications installed on his profile.
Rachel: Yea, he's such a douche bag.
Joey: Was I once like that, when I started Facebook.
Rachel: We all were like that at some point in time.
Joey: The only Facebook Applications I use are the clean ones, like gaming applications.
Rachel: Me too, by the way, I beat your score at Tetris.

by FriendsFan2008 August 23, 2009

Apple Zombie

n. (ap-uhl zom-bee)

Caution: Careful with this bunch. They're usually spotted toting fancy touchy-screen magic-box cellular internet devices in public. The douchébags will most likely possess multiple miniature music storage & delivery devices. These devices can only be purchased with magic beans. They've been known to viciously stone non-followers to death, sometimes munching on their corpses in nearby Starbucks Cafés, occasionally mixing their leftover innards into the espresso shots, laughing at the rest of us. Pompous ass-holes.

After 'drinking the Snapple', Johnny waddled to his nearest Apple Store, where he joined the other Apple Zombies to camp out for the newest offering from Apple: The iDrone.

by notpmoc March 26, 2008

applepine

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.

Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed

by Secret Definition Guy May 15, 2018