avocado

The best thing in the world

Avocados are the best

by flwegjlfe January 18, 2022

avocadolklore

a billie and tayriana stan on stan twitter named alex. he is pretty cool ig.... he got a hit tweet in the last few weeks and his ego went UP.

omg did avocadolklore tell u about his hit tweet?

by ghostindress • planetcruella December 22, 2021

Avacodo in a jar

When you put ones flaccid penis in a jar and then have it become erect, then you have a avacodo in a jar

As Sara sensually touched John's body she whispered in his ear and said erotically "Wana try the Avacodo in a jar"

by DragonLivesMatter January 7, 2022

AvocadoWith_a_charger

Ur epic, B) but sometimes. You sleep on ur call 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿👹

AvocadoWith_a_charger found might stick!

by The wise Latte-Pool! March 29, 2022

Avocado

Aztec word : Ahuacatl (Fun fact : "catl" (testicle) and "kontol" (penis) in Javanese have the similar meaning, maybe it's just a coincidence), meaning "Green Testicle (fruit)", due to similarities to a human testicle.
The fruit is said to be a super food, and commonly be added in salad dishes.

Whoa my goodness, my avocado tree yields so many fruits this year!

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

Avocado

A fruit which is strongly disliked by Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What's wrong with avocadoes?
Louis: Trendiest food of all time. They do piss me off, avocadoes.

by emmsquared_28 April 13, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022