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absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.
The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!
by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008
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Absolute Unit

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
by Panda Halo June 15, 2018
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absath

A writer of online comics, this person has a reputation for overreacting to criticism (though his comic has some good and some bad points) and a tendency to take all opinions as insult.

Recently he was accused of being a pedophile, and has yet to officially deny these claims.
I hope absath didn't read what I blogged about him...he'd ban me!
by Betweenclass December 28, 2005
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Absolute Virtue

Often considered the most difficult Notorious Monster in Final Fantasy XI. An entity prisoned by 7 Jailers. Much confusion existed concerning the first Linkshell to legitimately defeat said creature without utilizing the use of glitches. Recently having been "gimped" a touch, it has been beaten many times, although, the majority of those victories being from the use of many Kraken Club wielding Dark Knights.
"We fought Absolute Virtue for 3 hours and we can't beat him... hmm... I KNOW... LET'S NERF HIM!!!
by Capeten January 24, 2009
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absence of shower syndrome

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010
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absolute crab

When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."

Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"

"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
by psees September 18, 2019
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abstruse

Heinrich: I find this algebraic equation very abstruse...

Jiminy: Very funny Heinrich. Our teacher went through that type of equation this whole week!
by King of Inland January 11, 2008
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