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A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
by BigWhomas September 29, 2018
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The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher June 06, 2011
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Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
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by Yobbbh August 23, 2018
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A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi
Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020
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Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
by Jak_22 January 03, 2018
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β€œHey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

β€œYeah that guys an absolute unit!”
by Panda Halo June 10, 2018
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A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
β€œWow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”
by Jessi Duke June 13, 2018
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