Definitions by psees
absolute crab
When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."
Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"
"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"
"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
absolute crab by psees September 18, 2019