I Hate To Be A Dick 

Whenever someone is about to say something they know will make them sound like a dick, acknowledging such is actually a way not to come off so much like a dick.

Girl: Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy: I hate to be a dick, but yeah, it kinda does.

I Hate To Be A Dick by Wally Woody March 31, 2009

I'm deceased

When you're so shocked, happy and like, done; you're on the ground, like about to die, of excitement.

Phrase popularised by Jeffree Star, and that above is his explanation.

Also a name of one the eyeshadow colour of the brand new Jeffree Star Blue Blood pallete.

I'm deceased after seeing the new Jeffree Star pallete, I could literally pass out.

I'm deceased by I'm not gay but im gay March 15, 2019

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

I woke up Chris Breezy by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

i hate women

me too bro me too...

man i hate women so much

i hate women by boy what da hell May 4, 2022

I wish you the runs 

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

I wish you the runs by J-Bye January 17, 2009

I R Teh Winrar 

When you want to congratulate yourself on a job well done and don't mind sounding like a geeky dumbass.

Don't let anyone tell you you're using it wrong, it's not some computer-y thing, it's a statement of your coolness.

Plus it rhymes.

"I just put my pants on the right way, I R Teh Winrar!"

I R Teh Winrar by KittyButt September 29, 2009

I Am Back 

Referring to the the previous absence of ones self and the present attendance of ones self in a present situation.

Hey guys, I am back! Let's get this started!

I Am Back by ViceWiseman March 24, 2010