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Dishwasher money

For when you work a job, or do something for cash, but get a payday equivalent to what you would get by doing household chores.
Person 1: "Hey, I've finally got my first job as a fast food employee! I'm getting paid 3 bucks an hour!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, are you really getting paid that much?? that is literally below minimum wage, like dishwasher money-type pay."
Dishwasher money by auckland55 April 30, 2026
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Cash money that isn’t reported to the IRS for tax purposes.
Thomas Massie used his cow money to try to pay her off.
Cow Money by runur May 12, 2026

cash-money

Derived from the old cockney rhyming slang term for "funny."

Contextually misinterpreted and subsequently redefined by Generation Alpha as a synonym for "awesome."
"That comedian making offensive jokes wasn't very cash-money."
cash-money by anonymous May 13, 2026

Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.
Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money

last minute money 

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.
Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!
last minute money by Kaliente April 27, 2017

robert successful jackson money 

Wow is that thee Robert successful Jackson money.

get that money 

She was so thic, she gotta get that money.
get that money by ayemanigga June 6, 2017