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Who would Jesus bomb? 

An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.

The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."

"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!
Related Words

onion bomb 

The worst smelling far known to man. Made from eating the little chopped up onions from a McDonalds cheesburger or any other patty burger in which they are on. The smell derives from the circular motion is made while syphoning out the smell of the 'onion bomb'
After eating at McDonalds, I left a few onion bombs in my buddies car they stayed in the cloth of the seats for weeks...
onion bomb by m00m00 May 13, 2005

Da-bomb-diggity

pretty much just new slang for the shiz-nit
This 241 party is Da-bomb-diggity
Da-bomb-diggity by Dudebro241 September 10, 2006

Dirty Bomb

A dirty bomb is a devious tactical maneuver wherein one approaches foes, either openly or by stealth, before unleashing a bare-ass rectal toot and then running away.

It is called a dirty bomb because the air in the target area is thick with ass particles long after the perpetrator has fled the scene. Instead of radiation poisoning, this WMD leaves a signature plague of pink eye.
T minus 7 seconds for dirty bomb delivery. Goggles on, gentlemen. God help us.
Dirty Bomb by The Boobster June 29, 2011

somebody set up us the bomb 

Engrish for "somebody detonated bombs all around us!"
what happen?
somebody set up us the bomb!

Chicken bomb 

A technique used by pissed-off chickens to get back at farmers for feeding them the bread equivilent of soot and mucus and then killing them. It involves bending over just when a farmer is leaning close, and then firing out an egg like a bazooka at around 65-70 mph into his face. Those who get egg shell in his eye get a standing ovation and double their daily ration of corn.
"Ah shit. I just got chicken bombed. Oh god I think I'm blind!"
Chicken bomb by Brentmeister May 24, 2005