sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.

sucktitude by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

Suckage 

Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r.

Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fires that burned things and left ruin and SUCKAGE

Suckage by PSYmon February 27, 2003

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash 

is an insult

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash! asshole

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash by narcolepticoide October 30, 2011

MOE'SUCKRA 

The correct spelling of Tobuscus' (AKA tobygames, tobyturner) favourite word. It is a term that can be used as an insult or in praise of someone of thing.

Knock, Knock MOE'SUCKRA!!

MOE'SUCKRA by Worldsendmusic February 20, 2011

suckastink!

adj. Extremely foul smelling.

That millipede crawled across my foot and when I put said foot to my nose suckastink!

suckastink! by Santilena August 23, 2007

Suckwake 

1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.

2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions

1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.

2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!

Suckwake by guinness4blood February 10, 2010

suckgasm 

An orgasm that, for one reason or another, is vastly below par.

Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.

suckgasm by Corporate Thuggin' May 26, 2010