Blanket Ass

A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.

Last night I was one drunk blanket ass!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

high ass

When you have smoked yourself to the point were you forget your own fone number, laughin at anything and everything in a monotone laugh

Random Girl: So wats your number
Me:uhhhhhhh... wyatt wats my number
Wyatt:hold on ill check my cell
Random Girl:You Two Are Total High Asses

by uhhhh... wyatt wats my name July 9, 2004

ass paste

The putrid blend of unwiped ass and sweat forming a sticky, smelly paste characterized by a horrendous odor, an unfresh feeling, and skid marks which are impossible to remove, rendering underwear permanently soiled.

That grunge muffin asking me for spare change has visible ass paste. I could smell it a block away!

by scottiboi November 2, 2009

barrel ass

Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.

Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass

I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!

by friarsams May 2, 2005

Ass cancer

a person who keeps following you around

I seem to have developed a strange growth on my ass... my summer student is an ass cancer.

by Weppelmann February 16, 2006

Ass-tray

While performing a 69, you take a break. During the break you light a cigarette and use the girl's asshole as an ashtray.

I was about to eat this girl's ass, but some guy already gave her the ass-tray! I don't know about you guys, but cached shit just ain't my style.

by The Dirty Peso March 27, 2009

Ass Jockey

1. A homosexual

2. (Rare) A prolific ass raper, or a person known for having great amounts of anal sex

Origins: Ass, slang for recktum. Jockey, one who rides horses for sport.

Don't touch my bum you ass jockey.

by Jurc Mei Offe January 18, 2004