friarsams's definitions

showmethumtitties

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.

Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."

by friarSams September 1, 2007

Drinkies

Mixed alcoholic drink.

The only ice I got is in my drinkies

by friarsams November 14, 2005

pounders

The larger, 16 oz. cans of beer. Usually of the domestic variety, you know someone is serious when they walk out of the liquor store with a bag full of pounders.

Ya dude I got a six of Bud pounders for the ride down.

by friarSams May 27, 2005

yatch piece

a yatch; vagina. slang term, offensive.

I was in the back of Jeep, fingering her yatch piece for like an hour... then I drove her home.

by friarsams May 3, 2005

barrel ass

Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.

Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass

I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!

by friarsams May 2, 2005

beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

by friarsams May 2, 2005

dicked out

used to describe a woman engaging in sexual intercourse with a male.

Bitch got dicked out by that huge dude last nite; she aint walkin too good this morning holla

by friarsams April 21, 2005