funny juice 

What the Sandman uses to make anybody unconscious for transporting one to another.

The sandman cometh with the Funny Juice

funny juice by OreganoMeme December 24, 2019

Crack Juice 

An energy drink with a sizable amount of caffeine

Friend: how do you have so much energy?
Me: I drank Crack Juice

Crack Juice by crackjuicelover January 6, 2020

welch juice 

A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.

Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”

Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”

welch juice by Neurosurgg4lyfe January 10, 2020

Mushroom Juice

Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.

I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.

Mushroom Juice by roundeyemcgee January 10, 2020

Muppet juice 

Muppet juice is another word for meth. When meth addicts lose their teeth( and most do) they look like Muppets (puppets made famous by Jim Henson. Such as the Muppets and fragil rock)

Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"

*** your average junkie...(" hey man I need a lol Muppet juice , can you front me a $20 til I get my check cashed at 5 tonight?? I'll pay you this time you have my word"

Muppet juice by Bluemnmz777 January 14, 2020

wonder juice 

Sperm, cum, semen.

Wonder Juice is what is used to fertilize a woman's egg.

wonder juice by TysonCooney1 January 29, 2020

Crumb Juice 

Sexual Cocktail made using a range of household ingredients including Cranberry Juice, Kool Aid powder, Cold water, ice, the mans poo, the woman’s poo, the mans puke, the woman’s puke, the mans cum, the woman’s squirt all mixed up into a purple liquid which is then poured over the body of the lovers or drank

Me and my girl made a Crumb Juice the other night then I splashed it on her cleavage

Crumb Juice by BBtothemax February 1, 2020