Neurosurgg4lyfe's definitions
A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.
Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”
Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”
Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”
by Neurosurgg4lyfe January 10, 2020
Get the welch juicemug.