John Basedow 

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.

What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?

John Basedow by Zach G. February 12, 2006

John Lennon 

A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.

If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.

John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.

John Lennon by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006

John Kerry 

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.

Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.

John Kerry by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

john kerry 

A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.

A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.

A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.

John Kerry is a mush wimp liberal who wants YOUR wallet.

john kerry by Cap'n Bullmoose August 18, 2006

john ross 

A large cornfed redneck who takes his job as a pipeliner way to serious. A John Ross is strong enough to hold his own in a fight and ugly enough to crack even the highest quality mirror

Hey Did the inspector comment on that John Ross weld it looked like melted butter

john ross by countrytex84 October 15, 2015

John Hancock 

When a male ejaculates on a female's body spelling out his name in the process

Rich John Hancocked his girlfriend Becky in the coat room last night

John Hancock by Jackalope Joe August 31, 2007

John the Baptist 

A gay or young looking gay man.

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!

John the Baptist by Kamix March 7, 2005