Bourbon Cream 

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.

"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"

Bourbon Cream by chumin January 7, 2025

Ice cream 

A diarrhea causing food due to lactose content

Man I should not have eaten that ice cream

Ice cream by LactoseIntolerant3000 January 14, 2025

Ice cream 

Quite possibly the best and most delicious thing ever invented with cold delicious sweetness.

I love ice cream.

Ice cream by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Utah Cream Churner 

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

Utah Cream Churner by 6116 February 19, 2025

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

Royal Cream Tea by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

ice cream truck 

the best ones are run by the Arabians. But shoot, you have "NO" time at all for it

The ice cream truck has a good counsel running it

ice cream truck by Virgos Child March 21, 2025

Carolina cream pie

cream pumped deep and filled full!

Spike how’d that Carolina cream pie turn out brother? I heard ash enjoyed it!

Carolina cream pie by Papiwhitetrash March 23, 2025