I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

I'm gooping/I'm gunking

A word that you say when you feel proud of your actions, and what you just did.

"I think I did a good job on the test, I'm gooping/I'm gunking!"
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."

by The gunker March 22, 2023

i want to die

what do u think it means

by no one cares September 13, 2003

"i'm not gay" urinal

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.

by Jake Herman February 14, 2007

i love you text

A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.

by rabidsensibility August 5, 2009

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

I Just Had Sex!

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.

(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

by greggory9669 March 4, 2011