The Steven JAY 

When a person takes a shit while banging a dirty dark vagina in on hand and tries to catch the hot happy logs before it hits the toilet water and gives the magic cold, dirty (yet refreshing) blast of recycled pee.

Rosie O'Donnell The Steven JAY

The Steven JAY by VegetaLove October 22, 2010

The DeSean Jackson 

Purposely wasting time before scoring while playing a sport. Done regularly by DeSean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles.

Austin to the 30, the 20, the 10, down the end zone line.........still not in........(30 seconds later) touchdown!

Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!

The DeSean Jackson by t-goz2107 December 23, 2010

The Georgia Jammer 

The act of using a peach as a dildo.

I can't believe that Zayne was giving himself The Georgia Jammer anally!

The Georgia Jammer by BrazzersBananas June 24, 2015

the full jimmy carter 

When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.

Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.

the full jimmy carter by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016

The Waxy Jew Technique 

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"

The Waxy Jew Technique by RastaShad June 22, 2016

The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.

Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-

The Furry Jalapeño by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017

The Big Jose 

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.

why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.

The Big Jose by BabybackB February 14, 2017