2 definitions by RastaShad
The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.
"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
by RastaShad June 22, 2016
Reference to being extremely cool. Claiming you have constant, non-stop swag can result in having Haters (people jealous of how awesome you are). The usual view of people with swag are guys that have either on a DGK, OBEY, or sports team snapback hat. They also have skinny jeans sagged below the butt and wear OSIRIS hightop sneakers. People who tease others that think they have it use the term in its acronym form: Secretly We Are Gay.
Hey Joey! Have you seen Quentin today? He's got some major swag with that tuxedo on!
He may look good, Ty, but check out Clark! He's looking swagalicious!
He may look good, Ty, but check out Clark! He's looking swagalicious!
by RastaShad April 24, 2013