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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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Albannerisms

Albanian mannerisms. Repeatedly doing something very stupid and contemptible that people just assume something is inherently wrong with you. The habit of acting like an Alban (Albanian).
COME ON MALAKES!!! How are you playing like this? What are these Albannerisms?
by YoungRonin97 August 15, 2025
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Alberta wallet

Oh man, i dont have any cash, oh wait, I got a 20 in my alberta wallet
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albert einstein from temu

me
i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828
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albbum

white in latin (album) with 2 letter b's, and its use is same as n1gga but for response reasons.
if they call you a n1gga, respond with this word.
"Fuck you, albbum!!!"
"I am not a n1gga, you albbum!!!"
by ESURAMAN September 18, 2025
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Albanian Footjob

When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
Man.. DO NOT get the albanian footjob
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
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Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
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