oral sex

Here's an orgasm, now let me go to sleep.

Jack was needily horny at 4 AM, instead of wasting half an hour on real sex, Jill decided five minutes of oral sex was in order.

by eyehateman June 19, 2011

text sex

text messegeing everything you are going to do to a certain lover while pleasuring yourself..... on the other end that certain lover is pleasuring theirself as well...

wow...i am not allowed to tell but i had hott text sex with mark the other day

by loverslane July 21, 2008

Sex Spot

A certain place where you touch a person that turns them on/causes an orgasm.

Mikayla: *UHHHN*
Erin: Whoa?
Mikayla: Don't touch my neck, it's a sex spot.

by Sparki16755 October 8, 2008

sex isle

I believe you are actually looking for the word SEXILE. This mistake usually occurs when you hear the term from someone else and you interpret it as sex isle or sex aisle. An honest mistake in other words.

muggle-- What is a sex isle?
pwner-- You mean to say sexile, you n00b

by Changmichaelz August 21, 2011

Sex Swagger

This occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had sex that you have probably overheard, and he does the "Sex Swagger" outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. By the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.

I was just dropping off to sleep last night when I heard Dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after Dyl doing the sex swagger. What a git.

DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!

by MeanieDriver January 25, 2011

Sex Maverick

A person who dosn't follow the normal process of sex and goes by his own rules and regulations, and usually acts like a crazed sex monster either in the bedroom or the vast urine smelling vicinity of the disabled toilets within a nursing home.

Frodo - "Cor blimey! Gandalf acted like a real sex maverick last night"
Batman - "Really! i bet he filled your hole to the brim, the way he uses that stick of his, it makes me wonder how it didnt hurt you"

by All Hail Sir Psycho Sexy September 22, 2010

Yoga sex

Kinky sex. Flexible sex. One partner holds a complicated yoga pose, while the othe fucks them. The other partner can choose if they want to be in a yoga position also. Yoga sex strengthens the core and the mind.

Jerry and Meg were having yoga sex. She was in scorpion position while he fucked her.

by claireknowshershit April 30, 2014