puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

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Pants

Someone who refers to Heroin by the slang name “pants”.

Pants is slang for down, down is slang for H, H is slang for horse and finally horse is slang for Heroin.

“Hey dude, youre pants are Down”

“Hey bruh, I wanna get down tonight can I buy some pants?”

Heroin addict approaches a heroin dealer “do you have any pants?”

Dealer: “I obviously do in this baggie that’s full of heroin”.

“parachute pants!”.

by Sydetracked November 1, 2019

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Pants

A word British people use instead of Shit

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants

by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023

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pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.

Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"

by loffdawg November 5, 2013

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Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025

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Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.

Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.

by Pete442 June 11, 2018

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