Pissy pants

When you have sex with a female and she proceeds to piss over you thus receiving pissy pants

I left the bar with a girl last night she got so freaky she gave me pissy pants on a sofa

by AnonFrazzaH May 3, 2021

Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024

screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne

" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"

by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016

Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea

Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.

by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017

Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023