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fuck your money 

Phrase used to dismiss someone's place in a conversation. Telling someone to fuck their money is like saying their entire net worth as a human being is being disregarded because of something they have said.
Magz:Yo son you heard that new shiest bub album?

Jaydon:Nigga fuck your money there aint no such thing as a shiest bib album.

Magz:No you're right.

Fuck the what??! 

When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.
Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?

Ben: Fuck the what??!
Fuck the what??! by fubsish November 5, 2009
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Fuck this shit! 

screaming, "Fuck this shit!," while taking a massive shit. If you say this then the shit is coming out nonstop and/or if it's diarrhea.
John (while shitting): "Fuck this shit! My asshole is burning up!!"
Fuck this shit! by theRealistt July 29, 2010

Fuck Boy Car Freshener 

Ladies, if you get into a guys car and he has the black ice car freshener that’s a red flag that he’s a fuck boy and can’t be trusted. Stay woke to other possible red flags.
Monique: “(sniffing around as she gets inside Arty’s car) It smells like fuck boys in here!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”

Fuck that noise 

1. Another way of saying, "Fuck that shit" When you disagree with someone.
Girl: Hey want to go see Twilight: Breaking Dawn??

Guy: Fuck that noise!

Girl: What is that suppose to mean?!

Guy: it means, whatever noise you just made....Fuck it!
Fuck that noise by tooYokedforThis December 1, 2011

fuck the shit out of 

When you do a bitch so hard she either bleeds or cries, and not just on her first time.
"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of that bitch, cuz she got a fine ass."

Fuck the Dealer 

A card game played while drinking alcoholic beverages (usually beer).

1 person goes through the deck and puts an Ace up to King on the floor side by side. On the floor it should be like: A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 J Q K. They don't have to be in this order, but it's much easier.

That same person takes the deck and looks at the top card. Only he/she can see the card. The person sitting to the left of the dealer must guess what the card is. The person gets 2 guesses. When the person guesses, the dealer must either say if the card is higher or lower than the person's guess. The person then guesses again.

If the person guesses the card right on the first guess, the dealer has to take drinks from the beer equal to double the number on the card. Ex, if the card is a 7 and the person says 7, the dealer places the card onto the 7 on the ground and must take 14 drinks. If it's a 2, the dealer has to drink 4, if it's a K, the dealer has to drink 26 etc.

If the person guesses the card right on the second guess, meaning they got the first guess wrong, the dealer places the card on the field and must take drinks equal to the number on the card. Ex, if it's an 8, the dealer must take 8 drinks, if it's a Q, the dealer must drink 12 etc.

If the person doesn't guess the card on either guess, the dealer places the card on the field and the guesser must subtract his/her guess with the card's number and drink the balance. Ex, if the card is a 6, and the guesser says 4, they have to drink 2. If the card is a 3, and the guesser says 9, they have to drink 6 etc.

After a player has guessed, and somebody has drank, the dealer goes to the next person to the left and keeps on going until the dealer has stumped the amount of people (read below).

When a player doesn't guess the card, this is called a stump. The dealer must stump however many guessers there are. Ex, if there are 3 players, 1 dealer and 2 guessers, the dealer must stump either both of the guessers, or one guesser twice. If there are 5 players, 1 dealer and 4 guessers, the dealer must get 4 stumps etc. If a person guesses the card on either guess, and after the dealer has drank, it's the next person to the left's turn.

If the dealer stumps the required amount of people, the person to the left of the dealer becomes the new dealer and it goes around again until all the cards are on the floor. Then all the cards get picked up, shuffled, and the game gets played again.

I was at a party and we were playing Fuck the Dealer.