dick maneuver 

An action that is performed that is either a terrible decision or a wrong decision. Usually made by a dick or asshole.

F: Kim didn't give us our damn award.
D: That's a dick maneuver.

dick maneuver by Batost August 7, 2008

Dick Smoking Gook 

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

Dick Smoking Gook by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

Dick of Death 

A penis of such awesome size, dimension, and performability that even straight boys are in awe of it.

Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy,and John Holmes(RIP), now THOSE are Dick of Death men.

Dick of Death by Predatory Male II May 2, 2010

surf dick

When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.

I surfed so long today, I got surf dick. A good blow job will make it feel better.

surf dick by maverickbluer1 October 27, 2007

Pepper Dick 

A very bright red uncircumcised penis. Mainly people with the name Matt have this, but applies to all boys.

Pepper Dick can also be used as an insult meaning that person is a dumbass, slap dick, useless to life, and/or a complete waste of space.

Hey yo Casey your such a pepper dick, I cant believe you did that to Luis!

Matt, did your parents ever tell you that you had a Pepper Dick?

Pepper Dick by Stoogies3 November 5, 2019

dick fart 

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

dick fart by TahTah October 25, 2010

slap dick 

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

slap dick by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003