Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson
Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson by #@$Master April 6, 2022
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Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex
About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023
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you make the baby Jesus cry
Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.
you make the baby Jesus cry by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006
The Quirky Jewish Boy
When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.
The Quirky Jewish Boy by Pedestrian Hit by brick shit April 11, 2010
Between the leg jpeg
Between the leg jpeg by Creeper6969 January 6, 2010
the Steve Jeltz of
Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
the Steve Jeltz of by C-Mills September 14, 2012
The Inside Job
The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.
The Inside Job by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011